roseandherdoctor:

dilaashnahai:

This is just too much for me.

Unf.

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rekkka:

Then someone was kneeling over him. “Jaime?” he croaked, almost choking on the blood that filled his mouth. Who else would save him, if not his brother?

“Be still, my lord, you’re hurt bad.” A boy’s voice, that makes no sense, thought Tyrion. It sounded almost like Pod.

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octavielilou:

tinybro:

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once upon a time…. 

zeromorph:

gyzym:

…i decided to write another shortcut story? I DON’T WHY THESE THINGS COME AND GO LIKE THIS, I REALLY DON’T, I KNOW I AM CONFUSING AND UNRELIABLE AT BEST. there could be more! or there could be…no more…i don’t know, these things have been and shall remain “shit i am writing on a whim,” i have no explanation for myself.

(for those of you who weren’t around when these started, er, shortcut stories are these stories about…tony stark and steve rogers and their son jaime, which i write in….stream of consciousness grammar-free fits of typing? you can find the rest of them in the shortcut stories tag :D) 

ANYWAY, ABOUT THIS ONE TIME THE AVENGERS HAD TO TEACH JAIME TO DRIVE: 

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Okay but this is actually the best thing ever.

burnupasun:

Rose Tyler, Bad Wolf of Earth. We could tear this universe apart.

She’s stranded in Pete’s World, looking for her Doctor, when he comes to her.

There is a green and gold light, cracking through the sky and shooting down and Rose is sent by Torchwood to investigate.

When she finds him, he is broken. His body is torn, his teeth bloodied and he is bitter—so bitter. He won’t talk to her, won’t answer her questions, and he certainly won’t have her feeling sorry for him. He is a god, after all. He pulls no faces (except for maybe an eyebrow twitch) at the gravity of his injuries. He snaps at her. But eventually he tells her his name.

Loki, he says. Loki Odins— he cuts off, looking confused. She takes him by the arm and he doesn’t pull away. Instead, she can feel his tenseness loosen, just a little.

She takes him home with her. He won’t be an experiment, a curiosity, a plaything to Torchwood. She won’t let that happen. Because Rose has seen many things in this world (and the next) and she knows when she seems someone who is waiting to be fixed, and Loki is one of them.

She doesn’t press for details. They don’t come easily to him. They don’t talk much at all, but Rose watches the way he inspects her “primitive” kitchen appliances and she admires the way he has gone through almost every book she owns. It reminds her of someone she used to know.

Sometimes she sees his eyes glisten, when he sits on the couch, his body stiff and his hands clasped together. She says nothing, but she sits beside him, so he knows he isn’t alone.

One night, just like every night since he arrived, they are watching the stars, silent and hopeful.

“Sometimes,” he says, “I think you are looking for more than just the constellations.”

Rose looks at him and bits her lip. “I fell,” she says. “I shouldn’t be here.”

He cringes. “No,” he says. “There is something about you, Rose Tyler, that makes me believe you have seen the stars up close as I have, and you have found them terrible and glorious, as I have.” He looks at her, “And one day, you will find your way back to them.”

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becausehiddles:

anorie:

saintdoriangray:

oh-hello-there-pretty:

sageoflogic:

stuff-and-shenanigans:

tomhiddlestonfans:

callmekitto:

sherlocksupportgroup:

 I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD, SHINING, SHIMMERING, DYING

TELL ME PRINCESS, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART BE RULED

TALE AS OLD AS TIME

TRUE AS TURN OF WHEEL

FREEDOM IS A LIE

BOW TO ME OR DIE

YOU WILL ALWAYS KNEEL~

EVER JUST DISDAIN

EVER WARS TO RISE

EVER HATING THOR

EVER JUST AS SURE

AS MIDGARD WILL DIE

CAN YOU FEEL YOUR BRAIN IGNITE

AS IT THINKS NO MORE

I’LL RULE MIDGARD AND ASGARD CERTAINLY

ONCE I GET RID OF THOR…

WHEN I WISH UPON A TESSERACT

MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO STANDS AGAINST

FOR ANYTHING MY HEART DESIRES

WILL BE MINE

LOOK AT ME

I WILL NEVER PASS FOR AN ASGARDIAN

OR A PERFECT HEIR

CAN IT BE, THAT I’M NOT MEANT

TO PLAY THIS PART?

AM I MEANT TO RULE?

HOW TALL DO THE FROST GIANTS GROW?

IF WE KILL THEM NOW, THEN WE’LL NEVER KNOW?

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE HORSE CRY TO IT’S LONG LOVED MUM?

OR FELT ALL MIDGARD KNEEL IN THEIR LOSS

SO KNEEL, ALL YOU FUCKERS, INCLUDING YOU, THOR.

AND I’LL PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE BIFROST.

IF THERE’S A PRIZE FOR ROTTEN JUDGEMENT

I GUESS I’VE ALREADY WON THAT

NO REALM IS WORTH THE AGGREVATION

IT’S ANCIENT HISTORY 

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT

WHO’D’YA THINK YOU’RE KIDDING?

YOU’D HAVE ASGARD AND JOTUNHEIM

TRY TO KEEP IT HIDDEN

SOMETIMES HEIMDALL CANNOT SEE YOU

BOY YOU CAN’T CONCEAL IT

WHEN YOU TOUCH THE CASKET

WHO YOUR FATHER IS

NO CHANCE, NO WAY

I WON’T SAY I’M HIS SON

YOU’RE BLUE, RED EYES

WHY DENY IT, OH OH

IT CAN’T BE TRUE

I CAN’T BE LAUFEY’S SON

guySSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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tumblrvengers 

amateurcatalyst:

thundergoddess:

tony: tumblr famous ~~~offensive blogger~~~

steve: social justice “LISTEN HERE CUMSLUT, DIE CIS SCUM” blogger

thor: meme blogger, always posts rage comics and stuff from 9gag and reddit

bruce: OPINIONATED BLOGGER, posts 5-paragraph-long rants about tony

natasha: feminist blogger, makes fun of “gurl gamers” and stuff

clint: fandom blogger, posts about tv shows and stuff that he likes, etc

loki: hipster blogger, posts pictures of space with quotes like “i feel empty without you” over them, pictures of girls in shorts, etc

phil: captain america rp blog

(via inspectahradio)

trust-in-music:

purplueprose:

#notice how he says he was in the gym #not working out #just #in the gym #hanging out #watching tv #snacking #and taunting Chris while he worked out

#’chris is that how they do it in asgard?’ #’lift weights like a WEENIE?’ #’hey thor 20 reps does not constitute worthiness’ #’DON’T ODINSLEEP ON ME NOW BROTHER’ #*throws potato chip

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